You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
My favourite line in the history of film.
Sometimes I remember something stupid I’ve done and a slew of tourettes-like expletives just come pouring forth from my mouth